Terrible Things You Should Avoid

9 May
  • 47 Ronin starring Keannu Reeves (‘starring’ used loosely)
  • Mother’s Day poetry
  • Looking inside the fly trap before you throw it away. Trust me, you don’t want to see that.
  • Conversations about the common core
  • Korean barbeque
  • Volunteering to help with first grade reading tests.
  • Buying your children Japanese nori (dried seaweed) when they really prefer Korean. This becomes more confusing when combined with the previous item regarding that country.
  • Making friends with people who may leave you.
  • Dying alone.
  • Swimming and running into a half dead beetle
  • Any piece of clothing you have to think about for too long to convince yourself that it works…in a certain light…with a better bra…in ten pounds.



2 Responses to “Terrible Things You Should Avoid”

  1. eliana23 May 9, 2014 at 9:02 am #

    Also, ATLANTIC SALMON. Which is gross and not even something that should be considered salmon. I feel strongly about this.

  2. Kristine May 9, 2014 at 10:47 am #

    Atlantic Salmon?!? I just tried this last month and really enjoyed it. Perhaps it matters what restaurant you get it from? Anything with Keanu should be avoided, IMO.

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