Great Moments in Education

28 Aug

Professor Osborn: “Why don’t you have your books?”

Student: “They didn’t give me any.”

Professor Osborn: “This is college.  You have to buy your books.”

Student: Blank stare for the next 60 minutes with no attempt to pretend to be alive or learning.

Awesome.

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2 Responses to “Great Moments in Education”

  1. Liz August 29, 2012 at 8:10 am #

    Wonder who paid that tuition bill…

  2. spanishjenna August 29, 2012 at 10:55 am #

    Like the kid I had who never turned in one piece of homework (unless you count the one he photocopied from another girl, scratched out her name, and wrote his in). I gave them their grades EVERY class–his? 0%. On the last day of class he asked, “Why did I get an F?” Seriously? THIS IS COLLEGE!! Nobody even cares if you show up!

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